SHOOT 'EM UP
Film review by Gordon Justesen
Technical specs by Michael Jacobson
Stars: Clive Owen, Paul
Giamatti, Monica Bellucci, Stephen McHattie
Director: Michael Davis
Audio: DTS 7.1 HD, DTS Stereo
Video: Anamorphic Widescreen 2.35:1|
Studio: New Line Cinema
Features: See Review
Length: 86 Minutes
Release Date: January 1, 2008
“Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.”
After seeing Smokin’ Aces early last year, I certainly thought that I had my pulp action fix for the year. I had no idea that later on in the year a movie called Shoot ‘Em Up would come along and blow me away in ways few action movies ever have. Make no mistake about it, this is the absolute best example of pure cinematic trash with a smile on its face.
First off, could such a movie have a better title than Shoot ‘Em Up? No way. Not only will any action movie addicts be sold in a heartbeat, but also a title like that pretty much tells you what kind of movie one is in store for. Not since Road House have I had such a blast watching such gloriously ridiculous entertainment.
And the movie’s opening sequence perfectly sets up exactly what kind of movie you are going to get. In the first five minutes, numerous gunmen have already been shot dead, a guy has jammed a carrot through the back of another’s head, a baby is delivered in the midst of a gunfight and the hero severs the umbilical cord with, you guessed it, a gunshot. In other words, if you can’t accept what happens in this sequence, you shouldn’t bother with the rest of the movie.
But if you’re like me, who loves a piece of well done action garbage more than anyone else, strap in for an hour and twenty five minutes of high octane, uncompromising, balls-to-the-wall bloody fun. And there’s also a great deal of laughs along the way. Without question, Shoot ‘Em Up is one movie that would be right at home in a Grindhouse theater, which is very much a compliment.
The plot, oh where to begin? A man known simply as Smith (Clive Owen) gets involved in a most extreme circumstance, against his will. After delivering a baby for a mother running from a band of aggravated gunman, led by an efficient psycho named Hertz (Paul Giamatti), Smith does what he can to get the baby to save quarters, after the mother is killed.
But that turns out to be quite a challenge, since Hertz and his men seem to pop up at Smith’s every location. With nowhere else to turn, he plans to leave the baby in the care of DQ (Monica Bellucci), a prostitute and acquaintance of Smith. Since her specialty happens to be a baby fetish with her clients, Smith thinks she’ll be an ideal caregiver.
Before long, both Smith and DQ are on the lam from Hertz and his band of hired killers. And along the way, Smith discovers some unique clues as to why the baby is targeted for death. And the plot behind that is too ludicrous for words, and would take up too much time and effort for me to explain, so I’ll just leave that for you to see.
What’s important to know, and I can’t stress this enough, is that you seriously need to suspend all the disbelief in the world in order to enjoy this movie. This is a movie that makes Face/Off seem more realistic. It’s absolutely clear that writer/director Michael Davis was aiming to make the most graphically violent live action version of a Looney Tunes cartoon, with Clive Owen as Bugs Bunny (Smith chews on a carrot in nearly every scene) and Paul Giamatti as Elmer Fudd. Both Owen and Giamatti look like they’re having the time of their lives in this movie.
And in terms of action, the movie never knows when to quit. This is gunfight galore if there ever was one. The movie isn’t afraid to take movie action to the heights of absurdity. That notion is confirmed by the one of the most incredible action scenes I’ve ever seen, where Smith leaps out of a plane with a parachute and engages in a mid-air shootout with Hertz’ gunmen, with AC/DC’s “If You Want Blood” blasting on the soundtrack. What more could you ask for?
Guilty pleasures don’t get any better than Shoot ‘Em Up. I know that some of you may think I should have my movie-reviewing license revoked for giving a movie like this such a high rating. But I respect action movies when they’re done right, and I respect movies that go for broke with a big smile on its face. We don’t get many movies like this anymore, and in both regards this movie is a dead on trashy masterpiece.
On Blu-ray, the already good ends up better than ever. This is a high-powered, fast moving thrill ride that renders perfectly in hi-def. The constant action will make you appreciate 1080p technology like nothing else. Images are crisp and detailed throughout, the color schemes and balances are quite striking, and both light and dark scenes render with incredible integrity.
Oh, you only THOUGHT you heard it all...wait til you hear what DTS HD has to offer. The bullets fly so fast and furiously, you might just be ducking for cover. The dynamic range is positively explosive, and the non-stop action will keep you firmly entrenched and hanging on for dear life.
Perfect arsenal of extras on this New Line release, which includes a fun commentary track with writer/director Michael Davis, Deleted Scenes with optional commentary, an engaging five-part documentary titled “Ballet of Bullets: The Making of Shoot ‘Em Up”, original animatics and trailers. Exclusive to Blu-ray is a special picture-in-picture commentary, featuring interviews and behind-the scenes looks.
Shoot ‘Em Up is gloriously trashy fun, and doesn’t attempt to be anything else but that. It’s absurd, tasteless, excessively violent and proud to be all of those things! For an action movie junkie like myself, the movie is very much a dream come true.